[yeah he's already going to flop down on the couch, bringing his hands up and hooking them behind his head as he tries to get comfy. Kicking off his shoes now too!!!]

Like hell I would want your bed.... what kind of dude would kick a chick out of her bed? Seriously, maybe some pussy would.

[he yawns a bit though, closing his eye.]

Don't tell anyone about this either.