You'd be pretty surprised. This kind of weird stiff-face has a mysterious sort of power.

[ No, it doesn't. People still vomit sunshine and rainbows at her at every corner - a girl can't even try to jump off a building in peace without running into at least five of them, it's seriously inconvenient.

.. A small pause, and then there's a sound like she's lazily rolling over. The exciting life of Ange Ushiromiya.. ]

Should I teach you that power too? It might make you sound a little less crany for once. It doesn't suit a prince.