[...He'd agree with that- sort of. But the weird stiff-face back home had a mysterious power to attract people to them instead of pushing them away.]

Ghh- how many times do I have to fucking tell you-

[Actually, after a click of his tongue, he probably realizes that number does not exist. He's stuck with that name, isn't he. It's futile, isn't it.]

No way would I want to become like that. I've had enough of dealing with that shit before I got dumped here!

[And he gets enough comments about his face. Changing his usual expression would probably double them.]

'sides, you said you were the "witch" here. Keep your weird powers to yourself.